I’m So Jealous of Demi Moore’s Tiny Dog

Celebrities are constantly living out fantasies,

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That you and I can only dream of — wearing couture, getting enough sleep, making out with football players.

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Case in point: For the past two year

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Demi Moore has been toting around a minuscule Chihuahua named Pilaf,

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Fulfilling my lifelong dream of spending every waking moment with my dog.

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I am so jealous of both of them.

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Pilaf appears to have joined the Moore household in early 2022

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And since then has attended dozens of fashion shows, sporting events,

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And OB/GYN visits nestled against her owner’s torso (more often than not, she’s in a sling that coordinates with Moore’s outfit).

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